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• From now on, you'll stand out in life as an individual.
  Will I? Well, of course you will. All the other slaves will be black....
• Mrs M., if we were the last three humans on Earth, I'd be trying to start a family with Baldrick.
  -- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Amy and Amiability...
• Well, there's Grand Duchess Sophia of Turin...we'll never get _her_ to marry him.
  Why not? Because she's _met_ him... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
• Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.
  -- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• Baldrick! Thank you for introducing me to a genuinely new experience!
  What experience is that? Being pleased to see you... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
• Baldrick, why is half the front page missing? ...I don't know.
  You _do_ know, don't you. Yes. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
• And yes - I crave your strong, sinewy body. Well...
  you're only human. -- Amy and Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• You know the kind of girls I like. They've got to be lovers.
  ..laughers ...dancers... ...And bonkers... -- George and Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• And what have I got to show for it? Nothing. A butler's uniform and a slightly effeminate hairdo.
  -- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...