Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.
The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood, and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown....
This communication link monitored by your Sysop.
This computer hardware has the following rating
This computer is: a) not smart enough to be artificially intellige
and b) not stupid enough to be a dumb terminal....
This computer is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need.
This computer is taking over my life!!!!
This computer utilizes the new EUNUCHS hardware and operating system.
(Extremely Useless, Never Up, Computer Hardware Softwre system)...
This computer will self-destruct in five minutes.
This conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is now in the American experience.
.. We must not fail to comprehend its grave implications... We must guard against the ...
This contract doesn't include a Sanity Clause. Everyone knows, there ain't no Sanity Clause.
-- Groucho Marx...

< previous

7724