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This echo has been inspected by the Ferengi Trading Board.
This echo has been inspected by the Klingon Customs Service.
This echo is completely uncontaminated by cheese.
This echo is so boring, Kilroy wasn't even here.
This echo just gets weirder and weirder. Oh wait. That's me.
This election is about who's going to be the next President of the United States!
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/2/88, (reported in Esquire, 8/92)...
This Embassy is United States territory. Nobody can be dragged away and shot without the written consent of the American government.
-- Woody Allen, "Don't Drink the Wate...
This England never did, nor never shall, Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King John -- Act v, Sc. 7...
This expression of ours, "Father of a family.
-- Pliny the Younger (61-105 AD) -- Letters, Book v, Letter xix, 2...
This famine has a sharp and meagre face; 'Tis death in an undress of skin and bone, Where age and youth, their landmark ta'en away, Look all one common sorrow.
-- Dryde...

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