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This button is cursed. As you read you will be confuset by ther printeb wertz.
Yer intellijenc wil vabni...xrt! xrt!...
This button isn't really very witty and it runs on and on and you'd probably be much happier reading some other button.
Most of them aren't half as depressing as this one. Don't say I didn't warn you....
This calls for a celebration.
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
-- Vivian, "The Young One...
This can't happen: Less clipped variant of {can't happen}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary
This car only needs _minor_ repairs ...
This castle hath a pleasant seat; the air Nimbly and sweetly recommends itself Unto our gentle senses.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act i, Sc. 6...
This Charlie Brown must have been a very wise man.
This child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth.
Now what do you suggest we do? Spank it? -- McCoy, "The Motion Picture," stardate 7411.4....
This child is not mine as the first was; I cannot sing it to re
I cannot lift it up fatherly, And bless it upon my breast....

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