Thirty Seconds On The Evening News Is Worth A Front Page Headline In Every Newspaper In The World.
Thirty seconds on the evening news is worth a front page Headline
in every newspaper in the world.
-- Edwin Guthman
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
-- Jerry Seinfeld...
Newspaper boys do it in front of every door.
Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
[holds up newspaper, covering word "Awful" in headline] Chalme...
Hmm, let's see... [dreams of newspaper headline: PRESIDENT DECLARES WORLD PEACE] Naah.
.. [dreams of newspaper headline: PRESIDENT SIMPSON DECLARES WORLD PEACE] Mmm....
EYE DROPS OFF SHELF -- Real Newspaper Headline
PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE -- Real Newspaper Headline
TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS -- Real Newspaper Headline
There was a young lady named Hall, Wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught on fire And burned her entire Front page, sporting section, and all....
Isn't it incredible that the news from all over the world always fit exactly into the newspaper?