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• It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
  -- Jerry Seinfeld...
• Newspaper boys do it in front of every door.
• Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
  [holds up newspaper, covering word "Awful" in headline] Chalme...
• Hmm, let's see... [dreams of newspaper headline: PRESIDENT DECLARES WORLD PEACE] Naah.
  .. [dreams of newspaper headline: PRESIDENT SIMPSON DECLARES WORLD PEACE] Mmm....
• EYE DROPS OFF SHELF -- Real Newspaper Headline
• PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE -- Real Newspaper Headline
• TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS -- Real Newspaper Headline
• There was a young lady named Hall, Wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
  The dress caught on fire And burned her entire Front page, sporting section, and all....
• Isn't it incredible that the news from all over the world always fit exactly into the newspaper?
  --Loesje...