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They are called computers simply because computation is the only significant job that has so far been given to them.
-- Louis Ridenou...
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.
-- Sir Francis Bacon (1561-1626)...
They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing.
-- Concerning why lovers often hold hands -- John, age 9...
They are laughing at me, not with me.
They are like the deaf adder that stoppeth her ea
which will not hearken to the voice of charmers, charming never so wisely....
They are never alone that are accompanied with noble thoughts.
-- Sir Philip Sidney (1554-1586) -- Arcadia, Book i...
They are not a pipe for fortune's finger To sound what stop she please.
Give me that man That is not passion's slave, and I will wear him In my heart's core, ay, in my heart of heart, As I do thee....
They aren't broken, they're...uh...modular.
They aren't evil...just stupid.
They are perfect; how else?--they shall never change
We are faulty; why not?--we have time in store....

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