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They (corporations) cannot commit treason, nor be outlawed nor excommunicate, for they have no souls.
-- Sir Edward Coke (1549-1634) -- Case of Sutton's Hospital, 10 Rep, 32...
They couldn't hit a barn at this distance. -- Famous Last Word
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
They crossed a pit bull with a collie. It bites your leg off and goes for help.
-- Hear about the new breed in pet shops?...
They demen gladly to the badder end.
-- Geoffrey Chaucer (1328-1400) -- The Squieres Tale, Line 10538...
They died, as if o'ercome by sleep. -- Hesiod (c. 700 BC) -- Works and Days, Line 116
They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. -- Famous Last Word
They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. -- Famous Last Word
They DO make 'em like they used to.
They do not live but linger. -- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of Melancholy, Part i, Sect.
2, Memb. 3, Subsect. 10...

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