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• For the first time in my life, people weren't laughing at me, they were laughing &l
  owards> me! -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...
• The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror III...
• Skinner: They called me old-fashioned for teaching the duck-and-cover method, but who's laughing now!
  -- "Homer Defined...
• Krik: Oh, my demo tape! Homer: [Homer examines the tape] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?
  [laughing] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?" [continues laughing] That's your picture on the front....
• It's not fear of striking out that makes me reluctant to step up to the plate.
  It's the fear of getting hit in the head by a 90 mph fastball, the pitcher coming off of the mound to stomp me with her cleats while I am down, the rest of the opposing team rushing out of the dugout hurling insults as they kick me and spit on me, while all along the crowd in the stands is cheering them on and laughing at my failure....
• ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE
• TRUST ME: Get me, give me, buy me, do me.
• Troy: [laughing] That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote.
  [laughing] All right, now you tell one. Selma: Well, not much happens to me....