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They bear and endure; This means good fortune for inferior people.
The standstill serves to help the great man attain success....
They became farmers in the fields of stars; they sowed, and sometimes they reaped.
And sometimes, dispassionately, they had to weed. -- Arthur C. Clarke...
They begin with making falsehood appear like truth, and end with making truth itself appear like falsehood.
-- Shensione...
They blew the Bronx away. . .
They *blinded* me with Science!
They built a new church and had the organ transplanted.
They called me mello' yello'...........
They call it football, but the object of the game is to bash the other guy so hard that he's eventually carried off the field on a stretcher.
I can't watch football anymore. My psychiatrist said it'...
They call it WINDOWS 'cause it breaks so easily !
They call me Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rumba beat!
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