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They finally had to stop Millet's pie-eating contest this year, when a guy was killed in it.
The cow sat on him....
They fool me to the top of my bent. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 2
They gave her back to me, Scotty. I doubt if it was *that* easy with Nogura, sir!
-- Kirk and Scotty, "ST: The Motion Picture," stardate 7411.4...
They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
They get together all day long and say to each other, "What can we postpone next?
The only thing they don't postpone, of course, is their bill, which arrives regularly....
They go from strength to strength. -- Old Testament -- Psalm lxxxiv, 7
They got the library at Alexandria--they're not getting mine.
They grew in beauty side by side, They filled one home with glee
Their graves are severed far and wide By mount and stream and sea....
They had best not stir the rice, though it sticks to the pot.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap. xxxvi...
They have a big drive on now to rehabilitate prisoners.
I think it's a great idea. They even bring in the wives of the prisoners to spend the weekend....

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