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They have a Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You can call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers.
-- Tommy Blaze...
They have a plentiful lack of wit. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act ii, Sc. 2
They have a right to censure that have a heart to help. -- William Pe
They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Love's Labour 's Lost -- Act v, Sc. 1...
They have been moved to a safe place.
They have cheveril consciences that will stretch. -- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of Melancholy, Part iii, Sect.
4, Memb. 2, Subsect. 3...
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing?
Stay indoors and let 'im bloat! -- David Letterma...
They have exiled me now from their society and I am pleased, because humanity does not exile except the one whose noble spirit rebels against despotism and oppression.
He who does not prefer exile...
They have measured many a mile To tread a measure with you on this grass.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Love's Labour 's Lost -- Act v, Sc. 2...
They have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind. -- Old Testament -- Hosea viii, 7

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