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They can't fire me! Slaves HAVE to be sold!!!
They can't stop us... we're on a mission from God! -- The Blues Brothe
They caution pregnant women not to drink alcohol. It may harm the baby.
I think that's ironic. If it wasn't for alcohol most women wouldn't be that way. -- Rita Rudne...
They certainly give very strange names to diseases. -- Plato (427-347 B.C.)
They collapsed.... like nuns in the street... they had no teen appeal! -- Zippy the Pinhead
They come over here and they take all our land. They chop off our heads and they boil them in oil.
Our children are leaving and we have no heads -- We drink and we sing and...
They come to see; they come that they themselves may be seen.
-- Ovid (43 BC) -- The Art of Love, i, 99...
They communicated by tap-dancing and farting. -- _Breakfast_of_Champions_
They copied all they could follow but they couldn't copy my mind so I left them sweating and stealing a year and a half behind.
-- Rudyard Kipling...

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