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They do not understand how that which differs with itself is in agreeme
harmony consists of opposing tension, like that of the lyre and the bow. -- Heraclitu...
They don't even send him rejection slips anymore. All his stories come back marked "Opened by Mistake.
-- George Price...
They don't give a damn if it takes one-tenth the RAM, It ain't what *they* call "structured code".
.. -- from "The Sultans of Software...
They don't have sarcasm on Betelgeuse, and Ford Prefect often failed to notice it unless he was concentrating.
-- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
They don't let us beat students anymore, but my fantasy life is my own business.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
They don't like humanoids in general and homo sapiens in particular.
That puts their intelligence in no doubt.... -- Avo...
They don't make them like they used to. At least, I don't. -- Joe E. Lewi
They don't really Like warm beer - they got Lucas fridge.
They don't say Hanes until I say they say Hanes!
They do say, Mrs M., that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain.
They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover....

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