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• They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them.
  -- Concerning why lovers often hold hands -- Gavin, age 8...
• No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell .
  .. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular....
• Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love.
  -- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Alonzo, age 9...
• When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.
  He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me....
• Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you.
  ...If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours....
• Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold.
  .. Other people care more about the food. -- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?...
• Q: Why do LADA's have heated rear windscreens? A: To keep your hands warm when your pushing them.
• Whenever I travel I like to keep the seat next to me empty.
  I found a great way to do it. When someone walks down the aisle and says to you, "Is someone sitting there?...
• Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
  -- On what falling in love is like -- John, age 9...