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As funny as a concrete parachute.
As funny as a dead baby joke in a crematorium.
As funny as a one-way ticket to Hell.
As funny as a pay toilet in the diarrhea ward.
As funny as a rubber crutch.
As funny as a screen door on a submarine.
As Gandhi once said, "Holy Cow!
As Gen. de Gaulle occasionally acknowledges America to be the daughter of Europe, so I am pleased to come to Yale, the daughter of Harvard.
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy (1917-1963)...
As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.
As long as I live, I'll hear waterfalls and birds and winds sing....

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