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• He who enters contest is optimistic as submarine with screen doors.
• Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
• We all live in a yellow submarine.
• People are funny. Tell them there is 400k of space left on a disk and they will believe you.
  Put a sign saying "WET PAINT" on a door and they will have to make a personal investigation....
• Are we THERE yet? My MIND is a SUBMARINE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• What is long and hard and has seman in it? No, a submarine!
• You tell 'em Submarine, I can't seaplane.
• creen shows "Tuesday"] Homer: Well, it was a long trip, but we're almost there.
  Marge: Homer, did you remember to lock the front door of the house?...
• She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.