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As I awoke this morning, When all things sweet are born, A robin perched upon my sill To hail a happy morn.
He looked so young and fragile, So sweetly did he sing, That thoughts of joy and happiness I...
As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable---until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!
! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
As I bit into the sweet, tangy nectarine, and tasted the juices running down my chin, I looked down, and realized that it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a HUMAN HEAD!
A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a clean desk.
Aside from traffic, nothing has put the brakes on society quite so well as a committee.
As if a wheel had been in the midst of a wheel. -- Old Testament -- Ezekiel x, 10
As if Misfortune made the throne her seat, And none could be unhappy but the great.
-- Nicholas Rowe (1673-1718) -- The Fair Penitent, Prologue...
As if the world and they were hand and glove.
-- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- Table Talk, Line 173...
As if we were villains by necessity; fools by heavenly compulsion.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Lear -- Act i, Sc. 2...

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