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As funny as a concrete parachute.
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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
-- Jack Handey...
concrete - to swindle a resident of Crete
The NJ state gemstone is concrete.
An optimist invented an airplane; a pessimist a parachute
Solid concrete from the eyebrows backwards.
The city is not a concrete jungle. It is a human zoo.
A mind is like a parachute: it only functions when it is open.
The mind is like a parachute. It functions only when open.
