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As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I AM INNOCENT - But He won't be there at the committal proceedings.
As God is my witness - I am that fool! -- Gomez Addam
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again -- Scarlett O'Hara in Gone with the wind
As good almost kill a man as kill a good book: who kills a man kills a reasonable creature, God's image
but he who destroys a good book kills reason itself. -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Areopagiti...
As good luck would have it. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merry Wives of Windsor -- Act iii, Sc.
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A Shade Below Neon: not too bright!
As half in shade and half in sun This world along its path advances, May that side the sun 's upon Be all that e'er shall meet thy glances!
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Peace be around Thee...
A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
As happy as if he had brains.

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