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• Has a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
• Let's collect money to give Barney a one way ticket to Jurassic Park!
• Ross Perot got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
• If Life's a trip, where the hell is MY ticket?
• Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
• Government for one, to hell with majority!
• No man was ever taken to hell by a woman unless he already had a ticket in his pocket, or at least had been fooling around with timetables.
  -- Archie Goodwi...
• Lisa: Bart's pain is funny, but mine isn't. That saxophone was my one creative outlet.
  It was the only way I could truly express myself....
• Yeah... THAT's the ticket!