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A short speech is often a good speech and certainly has the advantage of being much less able to be a bad speech than a long speech.
A long speech is often a bad speech precisely because it was no...
A shotgun wedding is a matter of wife or death.
A shot in the dark = searching for a needle in hay stack.
A shot rang out, "BARNEY" hit the floor. No more purple dinosaur!
A shower is the halfway point between bed and world.
A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!
As H. Ross Perot said... "I'm all ears!
As human beings, that is the way it is.
A shuttle craft seems like an unsafe place to be - drink!
As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before.
I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. -- Excerpt from insurance form....

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