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• Mohandas K. Gandhi often changed his mind publicly.
  An aide once asked him how he could so freely contradict this week what he had said just last week....
• Mohandas K. Gandhi often changed his mind publicly.
  An aide once asked him how he could so freely contradict this week what he had said just last week....
• A cow comes flying over the battlements, lowing aggressively.
  The cow lands on GALAHAD'S PAGE, squashing him completely. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• Joshu is my favorite Zen Master. It is said that a monk once asked him, To be holy - what is it like?
  Joshu replied, To dump a mountain of shit on a clean plain. -- Disk Sutphe...
• A Moose once bit my sister ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• A very wise mute once said