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A single has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union.
He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors....
A single idea, if it is right, saves us the labor of an infinity of experiences.
-- Jacques Maritai...
A singles bar is the gadget that keeps the one-dollar bills from flying out of a cash register drawer.
A sinking ship gathers no moss. -- Donald Kaul
As I said before, "I never repeat myself".
As I said last week, I'll be done tomorrow.
As I said to the man with acromegaly, "Why the long face?" -- Steve Alle
As I slide down the bannister of life, I see you as a splinter in my ass!!
As is the bud bit with an envious worm Ere he can spread his sweet leaves to the air, Or dedicate his beauty to the sun.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act i, Sc. 1...
As it comes together, it becomes very hot and you have to drop it to keep keep from being burned.

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