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Miscellaneous Collections
- 1. Always state motions in as complex a fashion as humanly possible
2. Allow 3 minutes to count the ayes, and one second...
- 1. An official wants to multiply subordinates, not rivals
2. Officials make work for each other.
-- Parkinson's...
- 1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
(2) Any given program costs more and takes longer
(3) If a program is useful, it will have to be changed...
- 1. Anyone can make a decision given enough facts.
2
A good manager can make a decision without enough facts...
- 1) Anything done while honking your horn is legal.
(2) You may park anywhere if you turn your four-way flashers
on
(3) A red light means the next six cars may go through...
- 1) Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the
next thing you do will be wrong
(2) How long a minute is, depends on which side of...
- 1 - A robot may not injure a human being, or,
through inaction
allow a human being to come to harm.
2 - A robot must...
- 1: A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane.
2: An inclined plane is a slope up
3: A slow pup is a lazy dog.
QED: A sheet of paper...
- 1) A strong belief is more important than a few facts
2) The stronger the belief, the fewer the facts.
3)...
- 1. Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.
2. If your stomach disputes you
lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
3. Keep...
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