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• Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
  Leela: Oh, lots of reasons....
• What is a robot you ask? Well, the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy holds the definition.
  The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man....
• The ideal robot, after all, is simply a properly processed human being. -- Edward Abbey
• The Encyclopaedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man.
  The marketing division of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as 'Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With'....
• If you are given two contradictory orders, obey them both. -- Brintnall's Second Law
• bot n [common on IRC, MUD and among gamers; from `robot'] 1.
  An IRC or MUD user who is actually a program. On IRC, typically the robot provides some useful service....
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• World's First Parallel Processed Human Being.
• Human female: "The sheer drama of this election has driven voter turnout to it's highest level in centuries, six percent.
  Morbo: "Exit poll show evil underdog Richard Nixon trailing with estimated zero votes....