- 1) Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
(2) Don't say anything until the meeting is half over... - 1) Never be first.
(2) Never be last.
(3) Never volunteer for anything
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Lackland's... - 1. Never draw what you can copy.
2. Never copy what you can trace.
3. Never trace what you can cut out and paste down... - 1) Never eat on an empty stomach.
(2) Never leave the table hungry.
(3) When traveling, never leave a country hungry.... - 1) Never tell everything at once.
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Ken Venturi's Two Great Rules of... - 1) Never try anything with tomatoes in it.
2) Never try anything bigger than your head.
3) Never, NEVER try anything that looks like vomit... - 1. No matter what they're telling you, it's not the truth.
2. No matter what they're talking about, they're talking... - 1: No shotgun ever runs out of ammunition. (Related law:
Shotgun barrels can be reversed on the fly so that... - 1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
(2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat... - 1) People to whom you are attracted invariably think you
remind them of someone else.
(2) The love letter you finally got the courage to...
