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Miscellaneous Collections
- 1) If what you're doing is working, keep doing it.
(2) If what you're doing is not working, stop doing...
- 1. If you can get to the faulty part, you don't have the
tool to get it off.
2. If you can get the part off, the parts house will...
- 1/ If you eat something and no one sees you, it has no calories
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DIETING RULES & CALORIE...
- 1) If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know.
2) If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have...
- 1. If you keep anything long enough you can throw it away.
2. If you throw anything away, you will need it as...
- 1. If you're early, it'll be cancelled.
2. If you bust your buns to be on time,
you'll have to wait.
3. If you are not on time,...
- 1. If you're running for a short queue, it suddenly becomes
a long queue.
2. When you're waiting in a long queue, the people...
- 1) If you take off your right-hand glove in
very cold weather,
the key will be in
your left-hand pocket.
2) Any system...
- 1) I love you.
(2) This won't hurt a bit.
(3) The Mercedes is paid for.
(4) The check is in the mail.
(5) I was just going...
- 1. "I'm down here"
2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"
3.
"I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi"
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