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Miscellaneous Collections
- 1. If a programmer's modification of an existing program
works
it's probably not what the users want.
2. Users don't...
- 1. If a student asks for a second time if you have read his
book report
he did not read the book.
2. If daily class attendance...
- 1] If at all possible, don't. Let someone else do it
2] Change majors.
3] Insert/remove blank lines at random...
- 1) If a tarpaulin can flap, it will.
(2) If a small boy can get dirty
he will.
(3) If a teenager can go out, he will.
...
- 1) If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent systems will
malfunction
2) Not until a program has been in production for at...
- 1. If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.
2. If it stinks
it's chemistry.
3. If it doesn't work, it's physics...
- 1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
(2) If it does exist
it's out of date.
(3) Only documentation for useless...
- 1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2
If you drink a diet soda and a candy bar, these two...
- 1. If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once
2. If a straight line fit is required, obtain only...
- 1) If someone says he will do something without fail
he won't.
(2) The more people talk on the phone, the...
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