- 1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn.
2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.
-- Livingston's Laws of Fat
Two fat people will walk side by side, whether they know
each other or not.... - 1. Find a niche that allows you to pursue a personal passion.
2. Test your idea to make sure you've identified a market, not just a need.... - <%>{ 1 fish, <%>{ 2 fish, <%>{ red fish, <%>{ blue fish
- 1. Given any problem containing 'n' equations, there will
always be 'n+1' unknowns.
2. An object or bit of information most needed will be the
least available
3.... - 1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause
of pregnancy.
(2) Always be backlit.
(3) Sit down whenever possible.
-- Alden's Law... - 1) HIDE!!!!
(2) If they find you, LIE!!!!
-- Rules for Academic Deans
-- Father Damian C.
Fandal... - 1: Hi, you've reached Bob and Faisal's room.
2: (Background
) What are you doing?
1: I'm recording an answering machine message.... - 1) Houses are for people to live in.
(2) Gardens are for plants to live in.
(3) There is no such thing as a houseplant.
-- Bennett's Laws of Horticulture... - 1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
2. Isaac Newton's birthday.
3. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook.... - 1) If a child looks like his father, that's heredity.
If he looks like a neighbor, that's environment.
(2) A lot of time has been wasted arguing over what came
first -- the chicken or the egg....
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