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Miscellaneous Collections
- 1: Thou shalt not worship other computer systems.
2:
Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace or eat watermelon...
- 1. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise
above your principles.
2. The best way to succeed in politics is to find a...
- 1) Trucks that overturn on freeways
are filled with something sticky.
(2) No cute baby in a carriage is ever a girl when...
- 1) Uncritical Acceptance
(2) Wild Enthusiasm
(3)
Dejected Disillusionment
(4) Total Confusion
(5)...
- 1] Use lots of global variables.
2] Give them cryptic names such as:
X27, a_gcl, or Horace.
3] Put everything in one large...
- 1. When in doubt, mumble.
2. When in trouble, delegate.
3. When in charge, ponder.
-- Boren's Laws of...
- 1. When the need arises, any tool or object closest to you
becomes a hammer.
2. No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably...
- 1. When the polls are in your favor, flaunt them.
2.
When the polls are overwhelmingly unfavorable,
...
- 1) When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft
will encounter turbulence.
(2) The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional...
- 1) When you empty a drawer for his clothes
and a shelf for his toiletries,
the relationship ends.
(2) When you finally buy...
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