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Applied emotion is the key to success with happiness.
Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw.
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?...
APPOINTMENT BOOK
Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush.
APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC: Finds someone else to do the job.
-- Interpreting supervisors comments......
Approach has supreme success. Perseverance furthers.
When the eight month comes, There will be misfortune....
Approbation from Sir Hubert Stanley is praise indeed.
-- Thomas Morton (1764-1838) -- A Cure for the Heartache, Act v, Sc. 2...
Approved, but not funded.
Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let's not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emissions standards from man-made sources.
-- Ronald W....
A "practical joker" deserves applause for his wit according to its quality.
Bastinado is about right. For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling....

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