A Pregnancy Will Never Occur When You Have A Low-paying Job Which You Hate. -- Erma Bombeck

A Pregnancy Will Never Occur When You Have A Low-paying Job Which You Hate. -- Erma Bombeck

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A pregnancy will never occur when you have a low-paying job which you hate.
-- Erma Bombeck

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