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Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
Apple Computer don't threaten us, we can buy them out of petty cash. -- John Akers, IBM
Apple is like the Chinese Cultural Revolution conducted by people in three-piece suits.
Apple owners do it with mice.
Apples? Apricots? This industry is full of Fruits!
Apples Have Spiritual Powers, Say Insane Engineers.
Apple - Typically a device used to seduce men. Usually equipped with display screens and/or worms.
Appliances must carry energy-efficiency labels, but so far the government doesn't require them on people.
Applicants must also have extensive knowledge of Unix, although they should have sufficiently good programming taste to not consider this an achievement.
-- Hal Abelson, MIT job advertiseme...
APPLICATION FORM Mothers And Fathers of Italian Ancestry (M.
A.F.I.A.) Watza-U-Name ________________________________________ U-Hage __________________ Watz...

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