Applying computer technology is simply finding the right
wrench to pound in the correct screw.
The graduate with a Science degree asks,
"Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks,
"How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks,
"How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks,
"Do you want fries with that?"
wrench to pound in the correct screw.
The graduate with a Science degree asks,
"Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks,
"How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks,
"How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks,
"Do you want fries with that?"
Related:
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why do you ask... - Applying computer technology is simply finding the
right wrench to pound in the correct screw... - Engineering: "How will this work?"
Science: "Why will this work?"
Management:
"When will this work?" Liberal Arts: "Do you want... - Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
pound in the correct screw.
Anon... - How many
Professors
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None...what do you think their graduate students are... - When one looks at something awe-inspiring, The scientist asks 'How does it
work?' The philosopher asks 'Why does it work?' The manager asks 'Will it
work for us?' The accountant asks 'Can we get to work cheaper?' The
engineer thinks 'Why didn't I think of that!
Give me a week and I could make a better one.' and... - You can tell the difference between engineers, scientists,
and managers in today's high tech companies by the... - How many
graduate students
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 light... - How many
graduate students
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It all depends on the size of the grant...
