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Some of us live in perpetual 20-20 chaos.
Some of us take longer to grow up than others.
Some of us will smart for it. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act v, Sc.
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Some of you ...
Some of you might not agree 'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery But think a while and you will see.
.. Broken hearts are for assholes Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole? Well, ladi...
Someone actually has to think up these things!
Someone blew out his pilot light.
Someone busted into Rosa Parks' house, stole some money and slugged her.
One guy saw the alleged assailant on the street, chased him, tackled him, and held him until the police came and got him....
Someone close to you is taking advantage of your trust.

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