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SHOP OR DIE, people of Earth!
Shopping centers are constructed for people who do not yet exist.
Most of us today have bathrooms and use them, but shopping centers do not acknowledge this....
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.
Shop, shop 'til you drop.
Shop sign: We buy anything saleable.
Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants. -- Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth
Short attention span tagline.
hort card: n.
Short-circuited between the earphones.
Short circuits got no reason to live.

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