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• 'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Waitress: You want fries with that shit?
• Shit Happens' according to... Capitalism: Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
  If you're gonna sell that shit, at least make a profit....
• Shit Happens' according to... Politician: It's shit, but it'll get me elected.
  If you elect me, there will never again be shit....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
• Shit Happens' according to... Lawyer: For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.
• Shit Happens' according to... Perot: I'm sorry if I dropped you guys in this piece of shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Biologist: Is this shit alive?
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Communism: It's everybody's shit.