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• Shit Happens' according to... Chemist: I hope this shit doesn't blow up.
  Gee, what'll happen if I mix this and ... SHIT!!!!...
• Shit Happens' according to... Social Scientist: Let's pretend that shit doesn't happen.
  .....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Accountant: Why doesn't this shit add up?
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Purists: If shit has to happen, let ONLY shit happen.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Communism: It's everybody's shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Denialism: What shit?
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Environmentalism: Shit is biodegradable.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Freudianism: Shit is a phallic symbol.