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• Shit Happens' according to... Bush: Read my lip
  o more shit! Wouldn't be prudent to shit at this juncture....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
• Shit Happens' according to... Clinton: I didn't inhale this shit.
  I tried this shit before and I didn't like it so.......
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Fetishism: I love when shit happens.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Hedonism: There's nothing quite like a good shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Moilanenism: Smells like shit of finnish fish.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Realism: I think I need to take a shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Engineer: I hope this shit holds together.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.