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• Shit Happens' according to... Existentialism: Shit doesn't happe
  hit is. Shit happening is absurd....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
• Shit Happens' according to... Psychologist: Shit is in your mind.
  Everything that happens is shi...
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Avoidanceism: With all this happening, I think I'll go shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Biologist: Is this shit alive?
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Cannibalism: Don't eat the shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Communism: It's everybody's shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Denialism: What shit?
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Einsteinism: Shit is Relative.