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• She was so ugly they used her in prison to cure sex offenders.
• Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!
  and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it....
• She's so ugly that not even the tide would take her out.
• Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!
• Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
• Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her poor daughter a dress.
  When she got there, the cupboard was bare And so was her daughter, I guess......
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
• She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
  She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
• Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!