She Was So Ugly Her Mother Used To Babyfeed Her With A Slingshot.
She was so ugly her mother used to babyfeed her with a slingshot.
She was so ugly they used her in prison to cure sex offenders.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!
and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it....
She's so ugly that not even the tide would take her out.
Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her poor daughter a dress.
When she got there, the cupboard was bare And so was her daughter, I guess......
Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!