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She has a difficult choice in front of her, has she not?
...Not really. Bad luck, Mellchers. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring - they applaud.
She has a really opulent body; just ripe for dissecting.
She has as much originality as a Xerox machine. -- Laurence J. Peter.
She has been under more drunken sailors than a naval head.
She has more goodness in her little finger than he has in his whole body.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
She has seen the mystery hid Under Egypt's pyramid
By those eyelids pale and close Now she knows what Rhamses knows....
She hates testicles, thus limiting the men she can admire to Democratic candidates for president.
-- John Greenway, The American Tradition, on feminist Elizabeth Gould Davi...
She hugg'd the offender, and forgave the offence: Sex to the last.
-- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Cymon and Iphigenia, Line 367...
She is an excellent creature, but she can never remember which came first, the Greeks or the Romans.
-- Benjamin Disraeli, of his wife...

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