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• Unless she pays up, you will die. Howwibly. She _will_ pay up.
  And then _you_ will die. Howwibly howwibly. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• I hope this scum has not...inconweenienced you. It takes more than a maniac trying to cut off my goolies to inconweenience _me_.
  .. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• Are you suggesting we betray her? Oh, yes. ...Alright. -- Edmund and Ludwig : Chai
• Most guys'll tell you, if they had a choice of a way to die, they would want to die while in bed with a woman.
  Making whoopee. Which is great. For the guy. For the woman, let's be honest, it's a drag....
• Opportunity has hair in front, but behind she is bald
  if you seize her by the forelock, you may hold her, but if suffered to escape, not Jupiter himself can catch her again....
• A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares. -- Elbert Hubbard
• She has a really opulent body; just ripe for dissecting.
• Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
• Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!