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• Never complain and never explain. -- Benjamin Disraeli
• The magic of our first love is our ignorance that it can ever end. -- Benjamin Disraeli
• Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
• Smithers: Mrs. Homer Simpson. Burns: Who? Smithe
  She won first prize in the Springfield Art Fair, and she's the wife of an employee, she'll be easily intimidated....
• The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.
  -- Benjamin Disraeli...
• Never question your wife's judgement; look at whom she married.
• A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
  After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....
• A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who demanded, "Was she not chaste?
  Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful?" holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made....