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Sheets can be kept clean by getting drunk and falling asleep with your clothes on.
-- P. J. O'Rourke...
Sheet short of a paper airplane
She floats upon the river of his thoughts. -- Henry W.
Longfellow (1807-1882) -- The Spanish Student, Act ii, Sc. 3...
She frieth in her owne grease. -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. xi
She got drunker, and drunker... and then she became Joan Collins! -- Hannah and Her Siste
She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham...
She had lost the art of conversation, but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
She has a 80386 mouth with a 8088 brain.
She has a body that won't quit; the problem is getting it started in the first place.

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