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She is a stone cold bitch.
She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife o' mine.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- My Wife 's a Winsome Wee Thing...
She is a woman, therefore may be woo'd; She is a woman, therefore may be wo
She is Lavinia, therefore must be loved. What, man!...
She is blonde, tall, beautiful, and as a Z80 for a brain.
She is capable of running over 60 trillion calculation a second, and you have her working as a cocktail waitress.
-- Admiral Haftel about Lal, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0...
She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to. -- Gypsy Rose Lee
She is from a world now alien to me. -- Worf
She is mine own, And I as rich in having such a jewel As twenty seas, if all their sand were pearl, The water nectar, and the rocks pure gold.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Two Gentlemen of...
She is nether fish nor flesh, nor good red herring.
-- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. x...
She is not fair to outward view As many maidens be
Her loveliness I never knew Until she smiled on me. -- Hartley Coleridge...

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