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She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot. -- Mark Twai
She is pretty to walk with, And witty to talk with, And pleasant, too, to think on.
-- Sir John Suckling (1609-1641) -- Brennoralt, Act ii...
She is so fat, he danced with her for half an hour before he realized she was still sitting down.
-- Ed Wy...
She is so flat her baby had to nurse with a straw.
She is the treasure of the house. Great good fortune.
She is what moves in the soul of a dove. -- Deep Purple
She just lost ten pounds, she brushed her teeth.
She just, turns around and disappear. I kinda like that style.
She knows her man, and when you rant and swear, Can draw you to her with a single hair.
-- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Persius, Satire v, Line 246...
She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding.

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