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• She has a body that won't quit; the problem is getting it started in the first place.
• She has a difficult choice in front of her, has she not?
  ...Not really. Bad luck, Mellchers. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• It's hard to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic just because she lives in your body!
  -- Judy Tenuta...
• She has more goodness in her little finger than he has in his whole body.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Cthulhu isn't really his name, he just has a speech impediment.
• Never tell a woman she doesn't look good in some article of clothing she has just purchased.
  -- Lewis Grizzard...
• I really look with commiseration over the great body of my fellow citizens who, reading newspapers, live and die in the belief that they have known something of what has been passing in their time.
  -- H. Truma...
• A big man has no time really to do anything but just sit and be big. -- Francis Scott Fitzgerald
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....