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Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?
A: "Life is like a box of chocolates." (Source: F. Gump of Intel)...
Q: What are the four words you don't want to hear while making love? A: "Honey, I'm home!
Q: What causes a bus error? A: Well, it can happen when the driver has a heart attack.
Q: What did Ted Kennedy say when Willy Smith was acquitted?
A: PAAARTY! PAAARTY! PAAARTY! ... -- As told by Jay Leno...
Q: What did the blind person say when given some matzah? A: Who the hell wrote this?
Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikazi pilots say to his students?
A: Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once....
Q. What do elephants and giraffes have in common? A.
They both have long necks, except for the elephants....
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
Q: What do you call a LADA with a turbo? A: A Skoda.
Q: What do you call a man who has lost 90% of his intelligence? A: A widowe

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