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Q: What do you call an Irish pervert? A: An Irishman who prefers sex to whiskey.
-- As told to me by my favorite Irish prie...
Q: What do you call a person who hacks while wearing no clothes? A: A gnudist.
Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.
Q: What do you call couples that use that rhythm method? A: Parents.
Q: What do you call poisoned coffee? A: Grounds for divorce.
Q: What do you call Willy Wonka's bathroom? A: The candy man can.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?
A: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever....
Q: What do you get when you cross an ethernet with an income statement? A: A local area networth.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.
Q: What do you get when you cross James Dean with Ronald Reagan? A: A rebel without a clue.

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